Do singles have rusted cocks ???

[Tristan Beeline]

I mean, if single men don't use their dicks, they will rust and fall
of after a few years ...

[trishah]

Post by Tristan Beeline
I mean, if single men don't use their dicks, they will rust and fall
of after a few years ...

Using you as the normal example, you can see that it's their brains that
rust. If you doubt the validity of my statement, please refer to your
mirror.

[Talos]

Post by Tristan Beeline
I mean, if single men don't use their dicks, they will rust and fall
of after a few years ...

That's why you have to keep polishing them. To keep the rust off.
Yeah, that's it.

Use lots of oil too.

But don't eat cheetohs during the process.


Talos

[Stan]

Talos <***@bctonline.com> wrote:

}Tristan Beeline wrote:
}
}>I mean, if single men don't use their dicks, they will rust and fall
}>of after a few years ...
}>
}>
}That's why you have to keep polishing them. To keep the rust off.
}Yeah, that's it.

And here I was, using Rustoleum!

Stan.

[ems]

Post by Stan
}That's why you have to keep polishing them. To keep the rust off.
}Yeah, that's it.
And here I was, using Rustoleum!
Stan.

Okay, Bad JokeTime!

Where do they keep all the spare belly buttons?
The Naval Reserve.

Why does the seagull fly towards the sea?
When it flies towards the bay, it's called a bagel.

What's better than a rose on your piano?
Two lips on your organ.

Why do doctors spank babies when they are born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Why is a marriage like a tornado?
At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing and excitement, and then
when it's over, your house is gone.

Why do so many gay men have moustaches?
Hide the stretch marks.

Why do cowboys make such bad lovers?
They think eight seconds is a good ride.

What do you call a mushroom with a twelve inch penis?
Fungi to be with.

never mind
EMS
If you want to respond, you should probably take out a loan

[giganews]

Post by Tristan Beeline
I mean, if single men don't use their dicks, they will rust and fall
of after a few years ...

Best excuse for disorganized public service I've seen in a long time....

[Jordan]

Actually it does remind me of an old Buddy Hackett joke...

Guy comes back from a business trip in Asia where he had a little too
much fun with ladies of the evening. After about a week he notices that
his dick turns bright red. So he's thinking he picked up some horrible
disease and the next day it turns bright yellow. He puts off going to
the doctor even though it now turns green.

Realizing he can't put it off anymore he goes to see a doctor who tells
him "Well, I'm sorry, but in cases like this all we can do is
amputate."

Naturally this scares the hell of the guy and he goes to get a second
opinion. In the mean time his dick is turning all kinds of colors,
orange, purple, plaid, you name it. He thinks "Hey, if I got this in
Asia I should see an Asian doctor!"

So he makes an appointment and the doctor checks him out and says "You
see a Western doctor?" "Yeah." "What'd he say?" "He wanted to
amputate." "Sheeit! Cut off your dick! No... no... no... no..."

The guy breathes a deep sigh of relief.

"Two, three weeks? It fall off all by itself."

- Jordan